Wow, your whole life is a joke regardless of the fact that its april fools day
The hardest part of getting a new computer is deliberating whether to start the cycle of porn and viruses all over again.
I should have but it might be too early in this fuckbuddyship to emasculate him
someone needs to get her out of the garbage can shes never gonna forgive us for this
I'll still trying to understand the context of your "punch her with my cock" comment.
god. I was just thinkin about the fact that there was a time in our life when we didn't drink.
Neat. I'm thinking about growing a handlebar muffstache. What are your thoughts on this?
Hey remember that time you called a woman a "man in a dress" and then threw up in a drinking fountain?
This is my gift to your gina
Hey I was just wondering if you could go look for my teeth?
I might have pissed in the corner of someone's shed. They have nice lawn mower.
He danced with some other girls and you started yelling "I can't believe I wasted half my Chili's gift card on you" at him
My brother is chasing tequila with vodka. Not sure how it will turn out, but I like his style.
Well I typed "penicillin a" into the search engine and before I could finish "penicillin and drinking" popped up. Google knows me too well.
I just tried to dye my pubic hair teal for her
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