rolled in at 7am w/ 2 girls i met at the strip club. my neighbor was getting up to mow the lawn before he took his kids to school. i'm 31. he's younger. if given the chance, you think he'd want to switch places?
he texted me telling him i gave him the clap. but i think he gave it to me and i gave it back to him
I wonder if all of the nights I blacked out will be revealed to me when I die. Have you ever thought about that?
just got dressed up for chatroulette- THAT desperate.
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i stalked him back to the creation of his facebook in november 2008. that bad.
Literally passed out while tubing... Boating while hammered is a blast but thank God for life jackets
I had to have the lights off to hide my face. I was laughing so hard I almost peed in her mouth
he's wearing our apron and eating a pb and oreo sandwich. and calling the oreos "topless" since he took their tops off...
I STRONGLY considered not bringing that guy home with me last night simply because I'd JUST changed my sheets that morning.
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So after this weekend I think I'm gonna go down on one knee and propose to my boyfriend that he give me his liver.
I come back upstairs and there he was sitting in a speedo. He handed me a blanket and said "let's cuddle" how is this real life?
We hotboxed his closet and accidentally lit some of his shirts on fire... do we have a fire extinguisher?
You're officially the most high maintenance man I've ever had inside me.
Probably yeah. I mean maybe one day we can be those friends that hang out naked. Not awkard at all.
He doesn't understand the concept of a strip club. He keeps falling in love
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