The worlds most fuckable chipmunk
Odds of those being real?
One in who gives a fuck
Just saw a white stretch Hummer limo outside of CiCi's pizza. Way to live up to the stereotypes, Alabama.
I feel if a girl leaves my house the next morning feeling degraded and in desparate need of a shower, then I have succeeded.
I couldn't be mad. She was crying because she fell bare ass into the rose bush trying to pee. So I held her up mid-stream and she peed on my feet. No big
Hillary is trying to make pickle pops with vodka and sell them to kids at the ball park.
No it was the best sex I've had in months. Nothing turns me on more than getting rid of a boyfriend.
We fist bumped behind their backs while drunk hooking up with them... Do other girls do this too? Or is it just us?
At the same time that I bought plan b I got some Girl Scout cookies too. It's not a total loss for you.
I'm ashamed and embarrassed. Unless we get drunk and have random sex with people we will never see again we might lose ourselves.
It got quiet and we all stood around and opened the box and I've never seen so many burritos in my life man. it was fucking biblical.
Only you would get a side of potential vagina with your sandwich
I feel like it should at least be like a "hey look I'm actually fine that I drunkenly gave you my virginity!" friend request.
wish he had known he had poison ivy on his cock beforehand... Is calamine okay to put on your vag?..
He set the tone in the back of his car by blasting Marvin Gaye's sexual healing before railing me
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