he must have thought the song was "ejacuate on the dance floor"
I'm going to pre plan my black out tonight. I think I'll set a change of clothes out on my bed and unplug the oven.
What about.....a game of twister and....wait..nevermind. I've hit my cap for sexualizing things today.
On a completely unrelated note I think I have carpal tunnel
Again, totally unrelated
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Can we fangirl? Can we have fangirl Tuesdays?
Sure lol what's that?
Oh, dear, sweet Laura. Please start singing A Whole New World. I have Aladdin's part, you're Jasmine.
Why?
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Ask me who hasn't showered since Sunday and just got cruised at the gas station on his way to work. I'm a terrible gay.
of course the one day I come to class high we have guest speakers from the police department... Just my luck
He told me I remind him of his ex girlfriend but in a better more advanced way..
It feels appropriate that the wallet of my high school and college years would die at the hands of a spilled bong. Which in and of itself is a solid metaphor for those years.
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One singular head for man, one giant climax for mankind
Everything is a learning experience. Last night we learned why I'm not allowed to bring guys home from the bar....
Why the fuck is there raw bacon in my bra. I don't even have a stove.
Im riding the bus with beer in one hand and chapagne in the other. I love weddings.
Gotta love college... Pregamed for my 8:30 flight home this morning and gave the flight attendants all high fives when I got on the plane. Best ride of my life.
Only true party girls take their birth control with Smirnoff.
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