At what point should shame kick in? Realising I had a one night stand with a man engaged or realising I am that man's wedding photographer?
I hit her tiny dog with a horseshoe an hour ago. Her and her mom cried as it laid on the ground shaking. Im drunk.
Ever had blood in your semen? I am guessing that's a problem.
i can barely draw a stick figure let alone shave a heart into my pubes
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I had sex with her like 200 times, and she was only pregnant once, those are pretty good statistics.
I think I'm going to go into my next therapy session with hot client with my fly down and when he tells me about it I'm going to say "how did that happen?!" and then porn music will start to play.
We just had a 30 min argument on the actual birth date of Jesus, it ended in my brother and ain't cursing each other and an 8 yr old answering it by using Siri.
I feel I must have sex with him first to fully decide where my vagina belongs.
How many other adults do you think have slept naked under the Winnie the Pooh blanket sober?
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I have the best idea for a new business. It's going to be called "Lamb-Scape". We are going to cut lawns using lambs. You just put 5 or 6 on a lawn and they eat the grass #allnatural
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When Dad gets to your house, ask him about the sound of anal beads. Happy Thanksgiving!
I was playing 'If You Had To Fuck One or Die' with the old composite pictures with a guy in the bathroom line. They were all pretty ugly so I go "You can tell this is a lower tier frat"......turns out the guy was a brother
It's not my fault, Tequila turned all my alarms off.
Yeaaaaa...im super disgusted with myself lol...which is interesting, considering all of the things I have done in my life...
Not sure what you smoked, but you put raw bacon on the lazy Susan and spent 45 minutes looking at it and mumbling Meat Spin
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