Nothing too bad. Lost a stuffed horse on a stick and tore my clothes off. Again.
her nose should be used as a dorsal fin
Is pulling weed out of a vagina a good thing or a bad thing?
i just peed with my friends in your backyard... do you still live here
It's just my hair. It brings natural happiness. Like goldfish, big boobs, and milkshakes.
Immediate regret. She's like a chihuahua on crack.
it's like if youve been living with the grinch for 15 yrs and then santa shows up with a big gift begging to fuck the christmas spirit back into you. no one can say no to santa.
I puked in a solo cup and then offered it to him. So yeah, it was a rough night.
My cat clawed my face because i tried to give it a foot massage...never doing shrooms again.
You are going to come home to a suitcase in the fridge. Just go with it.
Everybody posting sickening holiday couple pics and I'm over here deepthroating a bottle of whiskey.
Nana saw my nipple rings & made me watch Joel Osteen all morning
Dude, who WASN'T thinking of motorboating her?
Alcohol and IMDB don't always mix with 100% accuracy
You don't have to buy me dinner, watch tv or even hang out if you don't want. Just fuck.
Randomize
