i cvme to yuor rooom...wherer are youf?
please be gone before i get back
She might as well just lie down with one of those red "Easy Buttons" next to her
And secondly i just said i'd pay ten dollars to have sex with you
what happened last night?
u kept telling him to fuck u optimus prime style
that explains why his roommate kept saying autobots roll out this morning as i left
my quiz for the book was only 2 questions and my one answer was sorry and then a sad face
they were having a wine tasting so i tasted every wine...then knocked over an entire display of gourmet olives and was asked to leave... but they still let me buy my 6 bottles of wine before escorting me out
i just sent him like 8 different sexts and he texted me back about how good the hummus is that i left in his fridge.
I texted him that I wanted to be more than fuck buddies so when I came over he gave me a punch card. He takes me I dinner every 10 fucks.
He looked like he was trying to woo a lady version of himself by playing goblin music on his guitar.
All I've succeeded in doing since I saw you is drool on my shoulder
Also, totally got laid in my yellow rubber boots and it was awesome.
he made that chewbacca noise when he came. like father like son i guess.
I was just informed that I asked for a glass of wine at the police station
I'm sure it would have gone very well with the cigarette you lit there.
Please tell me that nice older woman you're with at the bar is not your comp&lit professor.
Passed out in someones front yard last night. Got woke u?p by a lady walking her dog at 6am. Rock bottom.
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