She's JV to your varsity
Tip #47, don't trim the bush when you have the shakes!
U shoulda just taken her to a stall and banged her and let me watch the game. Some friend u r.
he walked down the highway for 3 miles at 4 am, and got me coffee on the way. i dont think a blow job would have been enough.
Welcome to texting with Mike. You're now leaving the sober section and headed to our insanely high bad decision making portion of mike. Enjoy the trip.
Ugh. my cast still smells like fermenting hot tub water and bad decisions.
I would compare it to a jeffrey but in smoothie form. More drugs in here than Bobby Brown's sock drawer.
Didn't get the job. Searched for my references on FB and saw the pic of me weighing my head passed out.
Well my sober pact lasted almost an hour. Then I did four shots. But in other news, one of those shots I took with a midget. So like I couldn't turn that shit down.
I just bought a bong from a hot dog stand.
I want to die, ON THAT, with that INSIDE ME. ironically, I sense that would be the only time I'd feel alive.
I would definitely ride that dick into the sunset if nuggets are involved
I wiped my ass with a McDonalds wrapper. I've hit an all time low. Sorry for my impatience
He's here walking around DRUNK AS FUCK in a Kobe Bryant number 8 jersey... Tucked in.
Who else has a jello penis in their fridge?!
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