Someone told me they could tell we were from cincinnati because we say "as fuck" after adjectives
i'm going to be honest, my vagina smells.
i just google searched "what time does taco bell open"
so i had a hang over on saturday and i stayed in the shower for 4 hours, then crawled out, skimpered to my bed, and some kid i didnt know was sleeping in it
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in mid cry she says "I can be a whore if I want to"
I puked all over his apartment, then slept with the skinniest girl here. Which isn't saying much in Ohio.
Wasn't a date. In exchange for artichoke dip I received a bj. And sex. It was a transaction.
im trying to stop thinking of him and his amazing dick. every time i do i snap myself with a rubber band. classical conditioning at its finest...and you said i wouldnt learn anything from psychology.
He started doing the gator chop at my vag and said he couldn't wait to "chomp" on it later...and I still slept with him. I hate gainesville.
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He cheated on me in real life. I can cheat at words with friends.
The stripper just invited me to take shots with him out at his car after he gets off stage.. I mean why not? I've already seen everything he's got and it'll be easy to get him naked.
His dick looks just like him, taller than average, thick, and somehow always angry.
I'm like 80% sure we nearly got arrested because we threw fireworks at a car
Today I learned I and my bar naps were the subject of a bar meeting.
We used to bone, but now she's my life coach.