capris are just wrong
its like "what can i possible wear to make myself look short and fat? Oh I know!!"
Using pot as a way to stop crying probably isn't a good sign huh?
Meh, some people pop Prozac, you smoke weed. Po-tay-to. po-tah-to
dude that girl has seen more cock ends then weekends
You American Chicks are so confusing....1 day you are on my nuts next day you be trippin
Dude its not just American chicks...a small penis is the same in every language
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Single schmingle. No one actually obeys the relationship boundaries these days. Its 2009.
Its the Friday before break. There are 20 kids in my 300 person lecture hall. All with the same what the fuck am I doing here look on there face.
just hang any plant up and call it mistletoe.
he asked me if i would dance for him to make it easier for him to jack off. does that answer your question.
I wanna get "leaving my dick in charge" drunk.
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Ok seriously I'm living off of bologna but I have 4 handles in the freezer.
Looking at an apartment in Houston. It's right beside my favorite bar and the zoo. Best or worst decision?
We did it to 80's cardio music. Talk about a workout.
As your friend, who loves and cares for you, I have to be honest. I am judging you so VERY hard right now. Sorry.
god i just can't wait for finals to end so i can just masturbate all day and night
You asked him if he would have sex with you under the dinosaur. He declined and then you started crying, blaming the sand.
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