i felt like we were having sex on ultimate fighter, and people on the outside kept yelling ELBOW ELBOW! KNEES KNEES!
I am not old enough to be running into past fucks at the bank. This is at least a twenty five year old milestone.
and then we had to stop you from trying to pour shots through your nose with the neti pot.
I think all I remember saying is, "I love Chris Berman's voice" and then I passed out
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How was your 8:30 class today?
Non existent. I just threw up in my water bottle on the bus.
I don't know. I was hiding and the bed was banging. I am going to sleep now in someone's car.
Can we just talk about how awesome I am. I just slept with a new guy while listening to the previous guys bands cd.
Dude did you see that video of yourself crying while bathing in vodka on YouTube?
I don’t know if I’m nauseous or just disgusted with myself.
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We need to feng shui this bitch.
I think my moral compass just broke
Great... now even my dreams are making fun of me
Is it bad form to puke out of a dorm window to avoid looking bad in front of the people in your room?
How about from a sixth floor window?
She’s either doing coke or thinks my cock has the Covid vaccine. Either way I haven’t worn clothes in 3 days
I fished a Couples Masturbation DVD out of somebody’s trash and kept it. That’s how desperate I am.
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