i barfeds in our rink
I dont know why I dont listen to you more often. He wont stop texting me. And his signature is "dancing with no panties on"
Hey, remember that girl at rocklobster you thought was hot but were to pussy to talk to? You were right, her boobs are fake and she gives the best head on the planet. Can you come pick me up?
You're dead to me.
I smelled my fingers after she left and they smelt like sugar cookies. I want that one again.
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Hah, I lost the lenses in my glasses, didn't event notice til this morning... How was the meeting?
I took his sheets with my when I left seeing that I underestimated my period. Also grabbed a 6-pack out of the fridge because breakfast is the most important meal of the day & I don't do other peoples laundry for free.
I let a naked juice spill down my leg for like 30 minutes bc i thought i was hallucinating that my leg was cold.
Nope. If I'm going to drive an hour to fuck a teacher, it will NOT be missionary thats for damn sure.
Passed out mid cig in bed last night. Thank you cough for allowing me legal prescription hydrocodone.
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I had very briefly met him a few years ago. My friend was tired of hearing us both complain about being horny. She figured she would fuck two birds with one stone.
I want to share a beverage of the alcoholic category with you, but I'm conflicted about getting out from under my covers.
I'm facebook/twitter stalking the guy I just slept with as he's passed out next to me. What a time to be alive...
Good, I don't think Coke dipped ring pops hold up in the mail anyway.
I think it's time for tequila and I to go our separate ways
false alarm, still single
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