Hotel room at 3 am. She's 42. Stockings and heels. All because I opened with a joke about cougar hunting. We'll high-five later.
operation "beaches make me wet" is a go
I can't belive they dont sell booze Sunday mornings. I mean some of us have to work
The only ground rules are no one is allowed to come who will say "no, that's a bad idea" or "what if we get arrested?"
I woke up from my nap, looked out my window, and saw about bout 6 people get tasered in less than 20 seconds.....could someone please tell me what's going on.
I'm standing in line at the liquor store and they're making popcorn.
votre penis est TRES GRAND. i used vous because your penis is SO big
We should start a Help That Bitch Out Fund and split the donations evenly between you two.
If man night ends at some point, hit me up and let me prove my vagina still exists.
those kids just got delivered to the party by the pizza guy
"I'm in the bathroom. Only place I can sit and relax without that girl trying to give me a lap dance."
also I saw his dick in the morning light and it was glorious. Like staring upon your birthday cake you ordered from heaven and going " can't wait to eat that later"
They filled a kiddie pool with lube and glitter.
I'm more than my video games and dildo collection
drunk boyfriend and drunk me are NOT meant for each other
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