it was beautiful and magic like when a hot girl grabs her own tits and smiles at you
Also, I once came to the conclusion after this one boy, that her pleasure condoms are a college boys version of flowers
Drinking with a woman who gave an anti-drugs speech at my high school. Somehow, not surprised.
still using moms red Christmas cookie plate she sent to cut lines on. not sure I can return with a clear conscious
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Besides. I seriously had a dream that George W Bush came over and slapped some tabs down on my kitchen counter and said "let's get juiced.". It was a sign to not get too fucked up
The dog just shocked himself by peeing on Christmas lights, should I have saw that coming?
I've never been so tempted to check my phone during sex in my life.
You thanked me for a delicious cock and tacos...
His dad was on the tv delivering the local 11 o' clock news while we were having sex
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You know she's gonna fuck shit up when she shows up in a neon wind-suit
Also, I found this app that is basically a tamagochi from the 90's and now I finally have something to keep me busy at work!
I pretended to be blind and he pretended to be my assistant and long story short, we had to buy that bra and panty set, and now we're both banned from Victoria's Secret AND I have a cum stained demi cup.
I'm not trying to analyze you I'm just saying you are being unfair to soup
well, you know. whores of a feather.
She drunkenly texted me about Japanese mythology at four AM. I think I’m in love.
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