Riding a fattie is like riding a scooter, its ok just not in public.
I'm pretty sure I left my reasoning skills at home last night, and just brought anger and rage with me.
He told me he had an exgf. and didnt follow up with"and now i like guys."
She's sitting on the couch buck naked, eating a cupcake for dinner. I'm breaking new ground as a parent here.
You need Jesus. Or a midol and a snickers. Whichever.
You're surprisingly coherent for someone who thinks her couch is breathing.
Just to clear things up. I did not walk in on him jacking off to your facebook profile.
When one is stoned and browsing online dating profiles all men sound like serial killers.
It's gonna be one of those someone is getting divorced parties
She was horrified when I asked if they had any strap on chin dildos, I was at a sex shop for gods sake must I be judged everywhere
I woke up in his bed wearing nothing but a penn state hat. We are....
new dating motto: let your guard down, not your panties
the fact that you trapped hornets in a mailing tube to put in his mailbox does not surprise me sadly.
Kyle passed out in the tub after breaking a glass and shouting, "WHAT ASSHOLE GAVE ME A GLASS?" His girlfriend gave it to him...
Do you just want me to shit in a Jack-o-latern
Randomize
