it was all good till he told me to dance slow and quiet
Yeah. He most definitely jizzed himself in the face.
Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
I get so lonely sometimes I set my phone's alarm to go off every 5 minutes or so and imagine people are texting me.
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FYI angry masturbation is not as cool angry sex
U shoulda just taken her to a stall and banged her and let me watch the game. Some friend u r.
I'm pretty sure it all started going downhill last night when they suggested I see how much sambuca I could fit in my mouth
I know you think I'm being paranoid, but can you please make sure Danny doesn't rub my wedding invitation on his balls?
I'm so high. Midnight pancake breakfast in bed
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smoked four grams out of a bong with a mixture of pool water and white rum. I applaud you for leaving before losing too many brain cells.
He's a real gentleman. At least he tried to flush my closet's handle after he pissed in it.
I explained to him that me turning straight is a once a year thing. And this boy just happens to be the chosen one.
On a side note, my ex husband offered to buy me shrooms
"can you come pick me up from the ikea parking garage i think i slept here"
I think my FWB just broke up with me and i don't know how I feel about that
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