dude i just saw the hottest 13 year old but she was kinda ghetto.
All I'm saying, is that being compared to a Muppet is not the end of the world.
And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
I've spent 9 hours vomitting in the fetal position... how did i stay like this for 9 months?
the Monday before Thanksgiving is not a Monday at all. Just Thursday in Monday suit.
These people keep looking at me like I'm the first person to ever eat ribs in a Home Depot.
Asking the cop for directions wearing a lion mask may not have been my best moment...
so thats a no on the drunken crutches race 2moro
Did you sleep with Connor? And who undressed me? There's a picture of two guys peeing out my bedroom window. What happened?
It sounds miserable..I have to wear a dress and it's a cash bar?
I have cobwebs on my vagina for halloween. And bats fly out when I open my legs.
Please come home, i don't want to feel like basket garbage girl but I'm in your alleyway and not sure how to change that.
She's licking the whiskey out of the carpet. I think we may be soulmates.
I don't need romance, I need cheese sticks
I boned my sugar daddy for the first time yesterday and now I know why they say guys in their 40s are the best. Also I’m getting a car.
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