dude, that girl smelled worse than the great depression.
carls jr on main st. japanese tourist taking a dump in the urinal. reading a japanese newspaper and wearing a full suit.
be there in 3 mins
You were right. It hurts to walk today.
your friend did not want a bj. we need to leave. this is very awkward.
I'm trying to spell out I love you with a series of photos of my penis, but I just realized I can't do the Y of you
As we were fooling around he told me he was conceived on this bed like it would turn me on.
I have a gash on my leg an a lobster leg in my purse.
I sold weed for gas money to get home. I thought that's what college was for.
I planned on emotionally scarring him for life this weekend. DAMN YOU PERIOD!
So take that alcohol. I still win. I ALWAYS WIN. Plus i didn't have to wear clothes. DOUBLE WIN.
It was extremely weird and uncomfortable mid blow job she looks up and says " tell me Simon Cowell makes your dick hard"
What, wait. You are not supposed to drink wine out of the bottle?
So you can text and rub it at the same time? Bravo.
I can do anything and masturbate, if I truly wanted to.
Yeahh. im on the phone with him drunk. he told me he found a pigeon in a cardboard box and named it quincy...
They are in the bedroom next door. We might have a threesome idk. Jesus take the wheel.
GO. DO.
I am Jesus and I am taking the wheel.
Randomize
