maybe all of them together would equal one normal sized dick.
Thanksgiving break drinking is a marathon, not a sprint, and i need to be well rested
thanks for celebrating my birthday so severely 2 years ago. i just found your hospital discharge papers in my closet.
anything for my little brother.
well... just scaled a wall and entered the bar through the balcony. just making some last minute memories nbd.
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I was just reelected president of justgotlaidsylvania
Dude you missed it. This guy in the liquor store knocked over a whole display of 5 hour energy with his face.
I'm in this weird masturbatory haze making onion rings. If you want to come over we can eat these suckers and play TF2.
Why don't we hang out more often?
Whiskey and an unstable home life is apparently the fountain that 20-something boys like to drink from.
Walk back down Church toward Mass Ave. Take a right and head for the guy in a kilt on top of the really tall unicycle. C u soon!
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You're the horniest male I have ever encountered
Makes it sound like you're a scientist documenting your discoveries. I warned you.
Ok. I'm gonna smoke some weed and look at some elephants without you then.
Which one of you drunk assholes put a parental lock on my cable box last night? More importantly, what's the pin? I'm missing the UK game.
I'm still mad from all the stupid shit he's done this week that even though I couldn't give two shits about Vday, I'm gonna throw an epic tantrum if he doesn't morph in to Nickolas Sparks for a day
I call bullshit
Call it what ever you want I just need to figure out how to get permanent marker off my cock
Upstairs definitely just had sex while I wrote you love poetry. That was a fun experience 🤷🏻♀️
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