Just remembered throwing your phone at your face in a half-drunk stupor the other morning when your alarm went off. Thought I should apologize.
she was on her period so I asked if she wanted to make ass babies
I may or may not have melted a dent into the top of my minifridge with my hot glue gun, which I left on for the past couple hours unsupervised, while we were on our salvo/savers excursion. Welcome to Halloween in college.
Hhahaha he is. Omg the new polish friend just took his pants off in front of me. There is something wrong with this nationality.
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hung over. covered in somebodies makeup. and ready to drink.
2048oz a keg...divide that by solo cup... comes out to 128 beers...simplifies into 5.3repeating cases...drinkable between two people
and u failed math?
I just wanna go somewhere and not be judged for wearing spandex shorts that make my ass look like a slice of fucking heaven. Is that so much to ask??
YET AGAIN, my financial planning for 2013 consists MOSTLY of eating chipotle as "brain food" and drinking Heavily before the Jeopardy contestant test.
I guess she fell asleep at the strip club and the other one was crying because she had a vagina in her face. Happy 21st!
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"You're the only girl I haven't made out with yet" = worst pick up line ever
I got to walk around for eight hours wearing power armor and acting camp. No way I wouldn't love it.
Only I could turn my one night stands into class essays. Go me.
Question: have you ever spent your Tuesday evening helping your one-night-stand create a resume? Because I have...
I have no idea what happened last night but I sobered up whilst showering with a mop.
Omg. I meet up with you guys with bodily fluids on my chin ONE time and suddenly I'm a whore.
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