And now his mom knows I was dipping my pen in company ink
What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
right before he passed out he said "take care of your tender spirit"
He was standing in the front door with a kareoke machine yelling at the neighbors as the unloaded their van
I am ina trunk. Iam in a trunnnnnjkk. I hope its yours. Oh manomanomano. Thids better be your trunk
So question... If I'm sexting with uncircumcised guy, do I have to add *then i gently pull your foreskin down*?
My dream of watching a live dick sword fight might never be realized now. Currently sobbing, shots to follow
Spider-Man is making out with Wonder Woman while Captain Kirk feels up Princess Lea. Nice to see nerd barriers broken down at Comic Con.
Is the mullet a good, great, or horrible idea before we leave for college
You were silly, high, and chewing on things.
Dude, he wouldn't have sex with me during halftime cause we were rooting for different teams and that would be "bad juju", I had to settle for 69.
Also food confession I ate an entire bag of starburst jelly beans today. and a plan B. All around think I hit all my nutrients
Yes, you can glue plastic eyes to my dick and take pictures while I'm asleep. If you tell anyone I said you could do that Ima fight you.
Well you could have stayed home, played house and got blow jobs all weekend babe, but we all have to live with our decision
I brought my porn computer to class by accident
How much porn do you watch if you need a special computer?
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