Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
Stuck behind a lady in her 70's purchasing a plastic handle of vodka and nothing else. She is writing a check. Hello future.
that's the last time we turn jepordy into a drinking game.
Soo time for a life change, my 6 yr old sister made my gf a puke bucket for her birthday
no. 1 rule of bromania: no females
Just pissed in my own closet. Had no idea adult dinner parties could he so awesome.
I'll be honest. I knew what I was getting into. I'm not proud, but I'll be damned if I'm ashamed. 6 month draught is over. That's justice.
Please tell me why your entire hallway smells like microwaved condoms.
I'm just learned what a rim job is, I feel like crying
They're playing house music in my dentists office again, wtf is wrong with these people. That's not the music you want to get a root canal to
Checking my Tinder matches as I sit here in the waiting room at Planned Parenthood. I can't be stopped.
Just test drove the kilt for Justin's wedding. NEVER. WEARING. PANTS. AGAIN.
I’m a women at a strip club dressed as post Malone
He was fingering me and I came so hard that I actually broke his wrist. We're at the ER now.
We had a pink drink in honor of my underwear and apparently I made out with our bartender... a few times
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