my mom just used "raw dog" in a sentence correctly, time to move out.
All I've accomplished this quarter is making Uno an acceptable drinking game.
THEY WONT LEYT ME IN AND I REALLY NEED SOME FRUIT
Morning yack off the fire escape. Girl walking by was mortified. Gooooooooo Ducks!!
I want to be you.
yeah we were the ones eating jello shots out of the back of a jeep in the bar parking lot
I cant be sure, but i think ive been drunk in this church before.
WHAT IS PROPER BONG ETIQUETTE FOR WHEN YOU'RE ALONE IN YOUR BATHTUB AND CRYING?
the dude in the apartments across the street got a video of me railing blake on your front steps last night
shit like this is why i dont let you drink vodka anymore ..
Sent him a snap chat of him eating me out so he can relive the moment.
Apparently, acid is a good substitute for cash if you don't have any! Who knew?
I know it's anime porn but I promise you the guy looks like Fred Durst
You know what else? He didn't even get to see my butt. And my butt is really cute. Car sex is awful.
Holy. shit. Chris has no pants on. In public. Fuck. Need you.
What the fuck was I thinking eating an entire tub of potato salad on acid. My stomach today bro
My vagina likes him more than I do, but I’m going to follow her lead and see what happens
Randomize
