apparently when i got back to tyler's i layed face down on the bed and yelled "don't hurt my asshole!"
Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
She's the rare girl who loses weight and gets uglier.
Judging that there's a photo of me getting head while sitting on a graveyard tombstone.....not good.
I went to grab his drink and my hand grazed his dick. It was magical.
also since I use google voice my ads in gmail switched to DUI services after this conversation
I got home and laid by the toilet and then alexa laid in the bathtub and sang the preamble while kayla held my hair
I said you have to fuck the german guy and take one for the team...it's a once in a lifetime opportunity you know.
Thanksgiving day drinking ended up with me in a shopping cart screaming where are the bitches and condoms. I'd say it went well.
How do I convince my friend not to get tattoo tributes to her cats?
WHO DOES THAT
I told her it'd send up tons of red flags and she responded by telling me they're her babies. And she's sober.
Going to give your dick a friendship bracelet.
I would go disguised as someone he didn't have premature ejaculative sex with but I don't know if I could stay in character.
no its a draw, weve been through this, when were keeping score on getting laid i get a plus 1 handicap each week because of your British accent! its only fair!
I just puked into a clean basket of laundry.
I totally fucked your pastor last night.
You're his wife.
Still a dirty get down.
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