i'm telling everyone you had sex with a puerto rican drug lord
DUDE DUDE I JUST GOT TH E BEST IDEA FOR A CHILDRENS BOOK "If You Give A Girl A Blow Job"
handjob tips. give me some.
im walking the streets of bville with a bag of cat food..looking for my car. i dont ever want to turn 21 again.
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found the other keg... it's in the tree
I just got hard thinking about a crunch wrap. Im done
It felt as if we were fucking on a sea of baby feet and morgan freemans face hair
Wait I'm all alone with a guy and his turtle
You 2012 self promised me that you would do LSD with me, and it's 2015 now. So.
Plus, I'm basically a doctor, so what could go wrong.
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Don't judge me like that. At least the house is getting cleaned. If I have to drink and listen to Disney music on repeat for that to happen, so be it.
i showed up really high and was trying to not be,so in order to not seem high, i got plastered
that is our friendship pylon, do not lose it
fuck you.
DO NOT LOSE IT
I'll seduce him with my charm, after all, I am a graceful swan.
More like a demented cow.
this vacation is helping with my sexual bucket list so much. threesome, deaf guy, and outdoor sex all accomplished.
I just realized u compared me to a coconut
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