at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
Do you think there is vodka in heaven?
you let me eat a milky way from your vagina. G is not lettin you hang out for eternity
I have to collect my sorority sisters from greek row... I hate how being dd is a night and morning job
I just filled out my 2010 Census drunkenly. I'm single handedly throwing it off.
Everything that you guys said happened came back to me. like a tidal wave of regret.
do you think I can still get an erection if I donate blood today? this is important.
Look you found him on craigslist. You should be happy that he at least HAS a normal looking dick.
She was drunk breaking up with me. All of my emails to her were coming back with UNSUBSCRIBE as the subject.
I have to date her. We need a place to stay when we go tailgating.
I have a theory he's part Neanderthal
No, I know her type. Tall, lanky, uses teeth when giving head, and runs like a giraffe. Don't do it man..
Because at some point last night we decided that shotgunning beers from a paint stick was a good idea
Can I just say that you're probably one of my favorite people to have sex with and then eat hummus with at 3:45am?
Of the past 48 hours, 46 of them have been spent naked. I'd say it's been a good two days.
I'm too drunk to remember your name. I'm too drunk to recall where i'm currently at. And i'm too drunk to give a shit.
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