Pride was great cause we really can now appreciate how far we've come as gay people!
Doll, if you're still fucking strangers behind the WeHo Sonic while high on E then we've come as far as 2003...
they ran out of cups so I just drank out of a cowbell.
Tim hortons said i dont meet their criteria. What the fuck criteria is that? You put bagels in an oven.
as he left, i held up my fist and said "pound it out" and he was like "are you serious, we just had sex..."
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Her husband keeps getting drunk and making out with me. Good news is I found the strep carrier. Bad news is have strep again.
just walk of shamed past a man riding a bike. RIDING A BIKE. what a wholesome life he must lead.
I am getting drunk. And i'm going to paint my face and slide down the stairs like Pochahontas. Goodbye
Also got home. Still stoned. Mom was up. We made a pizza and were writing a children's book. Sleep good.
We have to use a contraceptive. God help the world if another one of us comes into fruition.
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I just saw that cheerleader from u of arkansas that I hooked up with over spring break on espn. My parents would be so proud.
well shes beginning to earn a reputation as "the girl who tries to bone her hook ups in the ass with a pickle"
I'm permanently fucked. Every liquid I put into my mouth automatically tastes like fireball.
You're right, I'd say my real all time low was when I let that fifteen-year-old feel my boob.
I was lying I actually don't, I hope a reindeer shitted in her bed
Dammit. the window insulation sheets are too small for my windows. Yet again I am disappointed by size
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