Report just came out that Tim Tebow is a virgin but I have proof he is not. He's bent Florida State over the last four years in a row.
Yeah, I have to wait a few months then take a sample in, I asked the doctor if the sample could be wiped off my wife's back...i told her he said face only.
He cant even get with danielle. Thats like striking out in t-ball
i had 75 notifications coming from ur status. here i was thinking i had friends.
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i just got a fart via voicenote. blackberry has officially changed history.
he told me he saved a turtle in the middle of the road.. i told him id be over in ten minutes...i mean he deserves a bj after that.
Your braces fetish is going to end up biting you in the dick.
Alright, so what's my next move? I already posted a Milli Vanilli video on her wall
in the event i get tipsy, my nipples are your responsibility
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Thank you for getting us into that car accident. I have had more guys hit on me than ever before because of my broken fingers.
Just woke up with my keys in one hand and cheesecake in the other.
It started with jello shots. It ended with tears.
I would ask what did you do but I feel like who did you do is probably more appropriate
Trying to figure out the logistics of putting my laptop speakers on this plate with the last slice of pizza. Too drunk to move the plate. Not an option.
Nothing quite like walking through a spider web on your way back in from smoking to fuck up a perfectly good high.