I'm scared
There's nothing to be scared of. My penis is average size.
That's what I'm afraid of
we're taking shots every time my dog licks his penis. we're on number 8 now.
you should have been aborted.
mark tries to be a total badass to make up for the fact that he's a poor man's pete wentz
I would drag my balls through a mile of broken glass to eat pudding out of her anus
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no more everclear, i just stood next to the toilet and peed my pants. then went back to the party soaking wet.
This wouldn't happen so much if fat girls would just stop being so damn easy.
just shottied a beer can with a pumpkin carver. i love October.
Drunk roommate walked in on us and asked if we wanted to go eat a sandwich with her in the bathroom.
when i went to the store to buy my pregnancy test they were giving carnations to all the moms and they gave me one and said "just in case"
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He is gay. There is no bi when you have a manhunt AND you are an art major. That's like a unicorn without a horn, it just isn't possible.
Don't come. It's not even a party it's a total sausage fest. Like 20 drunk dudes in a bedroom. We can still drink by ourselves though it'll be ok
what's the proper way to say, "I'm sorry for puking on you and your bed mid hook up then going downstairs and fucking your roommate because you locked me out of your room completely naked...?"
I'm also sorry that I ate your chicken sandwich while you were throwing up....
Before you jump in that vagina remember there's a reason we call her Infectonator.
Questions: How did Rachel get home? Why did I find both her ID's in my shoes? And does anyone know if she's alive?
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