can you pick up canola oil? she lives by wegmans
who is canola oil?
you're an idiot.
Can I ask u a weird question?
Sure
do u have the hershy squirts too?
whats the weirdest thing you ever masturbated to?
King Triton
Is it bad to use cherry nyquil as substitute for grenadine? Because i just went there.
Nah, totally cool. It already has the alcohol in it.
she sounds like chewbacca in bed
At the wedding. Seated next to the bar. No way this ends well
Even when three police cars surrounded us you kept telling us not to worry because 'only good things can happen'.
Well technically because of daylight savings, I only lasted 15 mintues.
did i mention he attempted to milk her in backseat?
Texas State Troopers call you ma'am even when they arrest you for public nudity and after you've puked on their cruiser. Country boys raised right.
My brother is chasing tequila with vodka. Not sure how it will turn out, but I like his style.
She said her name is "Goose" and regardless of her being a lesbian, sometimes she just "needs a good dick"
Nothing makes me prouder to be liberal and socialist than the idea of desecrating the memory of Ronald Reagan
I am drunkenly riding a razor scooter up and down the hills of Cincinnati
What in the fuck are you doing with your life
omg last night while walking home from your house I stole a seatless bike and carried it into my next door neighbors kitchen.. we just looked It up online it's an antique and worth $500 dollars
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