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I'm such a slut...i kept having sex with him after he called me his ex gf's name. I just felt like i deserved something out of it too.
i gave her road head last night, needless to say it wasn't the same and i bit a chunk of the inside of my cheek off.
I feel like i made up for not being able to drink on St Pattys Day, Mardi Gras, and last years Cinco De Mayo. That hungover.
when we asked you if you had had anything to drink tonight you looked up from the toilet while cupping the water into your hands and said "this.. just this"
We are lost. Everyone is drunk and it all went downhill after we iced the bus driver.
I'm really tired of your booty call eating my fruity pebbles.
Wow. This hand sanitizer smells awesome. It's like I just gave a handjob to a fruit basket.
I get off at the next exit which doesn't have a shoulder, a guy is riding my ass so I cant stop. I think I got as much puke on his car as on mine.
The last thing I remember was you puking all over the inside of my door and him yelling "PUKING RALLY!!!"
Don't laugh, but I might need some advice on how to ride a crooked dick.
im on the hungover til tuesday pabst blue ribbon diet
I just remembered you petting my nose last night to help the cocaine 'sink in'. I don't think that's how it works
Do you know anyone else that comes home with unexplainable injuries as many nights a week as we do?
It was a crazy night: tears were shed, blood was spewed, and bottles were emptied.
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