this girl literally referred to her butthole as her "back pussy"
Warning...her vagina is big, like sleeping bag big.
it wasnt like "sexy" or whatever. like...she was smiling just standing there butt ass naked
tasteful.
i'm moving back early just in case the freshmen need a tour of the school
oh right the one that ends on your bed
He's only a little bit crosseyed.
I think this is one situation where "a little bit" doesn't mean much.
My mail consisted of a box of dildos and christmas card from grandma.
$645 later, she's throwing up in my washroom and asking for a cab. Hooker are soooo much cheaper.
I told my doctor about us having twin chlamydia
Idk how much more i could have responded my dick was basically trying to unzip the zipper and hop out
Who has the safety vest from this past weekend Additionally, who has the dancemaster glove?
speaking of festive, i made out with a guy in a leaf pile last night. happy fall?
I fucked him twice and then he set me up with his teammate. This kid does wonders for me
Also not to brag but I got high last night and got us a host family in a chateau in the south of France
Not sure what you smoked, but you put raw bacon on the lazy Susan and spent 45 minutes looking at it and mumbling Meat Spin
all my friends are getting married and here i am in a committed relationship with rum
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