going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
I JUST WANT SOMEBODY TO EXPLAIN HOW FORESKIN WORKS AND DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS A PROBLEM.
NASCAR RACE 2010 NO REGRETZZZ!!!
It is literally 8 in the morning.
It was huge And he was twirling it around. Im telling you, beautiful wonderpenis
we're tailgating intramural basketball with hard drugs and tequila...and i think the players are taking shrooms
I have bruises covered in glitter and someone just asked me if I realized I'm bleeding from both ears. This is awkward.
I fell off my bed and busted open my chin on the prisoner of azkaban. Somehow missed the almost empty Jose handle next to it. So guess what I was doing last night?
I'm at that point in my life where stripping isn't the worst thing I would do for money
I'm really ok with inappropriate relationships. They are my favorite of all the relationships. No need to be timid. For crying out loud.
Turns out I screen transfered my streaming trucker restroom porn vid to the downstairs neighbors'TV instead of my own, damn you chromecast
TFW YOU ACCIDENTALLY SEND A MEME ABOUT LIKING ANAL TO THE GROUP CHAT. JESUS FUCKING CHRIST, WHAT IS WRONG WITH ME?
I passed out in my bed, but woke up on the dog bed,with no pants, snuggling with toilet paper and a bottle of softsoap. Ive hit a new low.
We have massive handle of kettle and a rack of hi life
That's the happiest ive ever been at 7:48 am....
On a scale of 1 to 10, with 1 being “good” and 10 being “banging a student’s father”, how bad is it that I’m banging a student’s father?
Come on baby if you haven't had a Charleston chew eatin out of your ass you just ain't livin right.
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