She was sucking his dick at Seacrets outside bar in front of all of us...her friends kept coming over crying and yelling "Tiffany stop it"
Are you with Adam and his vodka?
Yeswdsssss I masde his pickle gi away ans he go anbnoued
What's the point of having 3 fuck buddies when their periods all seem to sync up
He considered it romantic when he told me mid-blow job that no matter what happens, he will "never forget how good of a dick I suck". Verbatim.
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so according the 72 facebook statuses i put up last night that i don't recall, i would say it was a success. how about you?
You have not lived until you've seen your mother stumble into the house with one shoe on mumbling incoherently about tequila cupcakes.
My only objective is to get drunk enough to forget the last 364 days.
I don't want to tell anyone! People who sleep with senators either end up in porn or guantanamo
If he tries to stick his thumb up my butt again im going to rip his dick off with my vagina
I told you those kegels would come in handy one day
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He told me I was the only person he wanted to fuck in his rental mini van. Thats so romantic for a fuck buddy relationship.
I thought we were but then I freaked myself out. So I kind of geared him up for take off and then cancelled the launch
You should help rebuild my confidence with your dick. Altruism: Pass it on.
I mean, except for the part where I was vomiting up pineapple and hot sauce, it was a really fun time.
I went to the strip club tonight. I had never gone, and in a panic I gave the dancer giving me a lap dance a handshake and introduced myself. Redefines business casual.
you said you were going to the bathroom. we found you an hour later laying in the backyard clutching a bottle of vodka while singing the beatles and crying
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