Free body shot off of Sarah. Expires never.
True Life: I puke at bars and try to catch it in my hand...then walk away like it didn't happen
I'm high, and her 2,100 tagged pictures annoy me even MORE. I wish it had a google searchbar so I could type in "cleavage pics" to get to the point.
my cabbie only has one arm...this can't be safe
since you saved your number in my phone as "the hot chick you met last Friday" I don't know who you are either
I'll be so proud. Like a proud mama bear freeing my slut cub into the wild.
His lack of social graces and moral fiber complements mine nicely.
Ramen still too hot to eat. Eating it anyway. Stoner girls feel no pain
I still don't know why she was so offended when I emerged from the bathroom and told her my balls were now clean.
I just got back like 5 minutes ago, I have two champagne bottles that I carried with me on the train home and a Dunkin donuts coffee cup full of stolen butter, I've been in a windowless room for the last 6 hours, time does not exist
what is your life
Free champagne that's what
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
So it turns out strippers do encores if enough people yell. Encore song: Self Esteem.
Was picked up in the middle of a bar full of people...apparently I'm not tall enough to reach for drunken makeouts. I'm proud of myself.
also, when i showed up he started talking to me and eventually asked me if the girls treated me well. i went on to talk about my sex life. he was talking about his secretaries.
I might be getting fired on this week so the only option i see for tonight is to get smashed and have an orgy. actually this idea might explain why i'm not an ideal employee.
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