OMFG BINX FROM HOCUS POCUS IS MCGEE IN NCIS!!!!!!!! most. epic. realization. ever.
I apparently texted him "since you're taking time out to think about us. You probably need to think about me getting arrested right now."
He just dragged himself across the floor on his back claiming to be "the swiffer" help
Dude, you bit through my nipple. Give it a week, damn.
ders ninda duuude pooring goden shots ov glory. I see em an i dont but there hear.
are you attempting voice recognition while drunk again?
Cute boy and deffffff wearing a HS shirt. I am getting too old to be inaccurate.
Because everytime she talks to you she goes in her room and plays Come Sail Away on repeat. Can't take this shit anymore Jake
We were fucking and his phone rang and it was his grandma. He just had a conversation with his grandma while fucking me from behind. Then his dad called and asked him what he wanted from taco bell.
My boyfriend told me that I said I wanted to "feast on her vagina"... Glad I don't remember.
She kissed me, then said "mmm your face tastes like it needs my pussy on it."
He went in for a kiss so I shook his hand instead.
I just talked with someone about real estate trends in Atlanta then got three blowjobs in a row. Boom.
Not sure she's stomping around my apartment muttering incoherently about wanting to speak to the colonel
Angels sing when his face is between my thighs. I came 3 times before he even came up for air.
Dude my cat is eating sugar cookies with me. No joke. My cat likes cookies.
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