There's a technique?! I just slide my tongue around
my cabbie only has one arm...this can't be safe
he said he wants to do me james and the giant peach style. im afraid of what that means. but moderately excited. wish me luck.
Wouldn't be the first time..I think there's a subliminal message constantly playing in my mind that says 'blackout', 'throwing up is fun' 'too sober'
I thought about donating plasma but thats not the way i want to find out that i have aids
Thanks for not stopping me when I decided to call my mom at 2 in the morning to ask her where I was born
Pissing in la rieve gfox. Jer zsyuis diu drunk but it felt amazunbg
Dans le librearie ivetre. Hjhaha
When you get here, kick me in the balls. It's really important. - I'll explain later.
That's like being smoked out by a unicorn. If the opportunity presents itself you fucking do it and don't ask questions.
I may or may not have told him that he's "the only one with a PHD in this pussy"... I should like direct cheesy porno flicks or something.
I saw a groundgog last night outside my back door. I now have a new wedding gift idea.
The only person I have to bring is crazy hospital guy
HE'S NOT INVITED!!!
and then at some point during the night I ended up holding a baby
Why was a baby at a karaoke bar, and were you wasted?
only slightly. thats not the point. it was a cute baby.
Well someone is clearly not winning the parent of the year award here
how do you always get into these "we banged the same dude now lets be friends" situations???
We had sex last night...... This "Friends" thing is going well.
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