He just left - my room smells like that cheese they put on nachos and cigarettes and beef
Yo quero taco bell
she woke up with a sticky ear
im shaking like a drug addict and i almost just shat my pants when i sneezed...no more patron for me
wasted. watching meteors, awesome idea i ever had, see 2 for every 1 with ma double vision
i love him because he let me keep my UGGS on while we had sex
Charles Darwin would shit his pants if he saw that we managed to survive that weekend.
He wrote on the paper that he wanted a "Ptitty burreto" from taco bell...when we ordered it the girl paused and entered "Potatoe burrieto"....we laughed
well he somehow got his hand stuck in some bike spokes trying to reach for a blunt he dropped and that's NOT the reason he's in the hospital...?
I am not getting you a goat.
Fair enough. I am not going out with you. The goat was not negotiable.
Nope. Too much basics going on right now. I'm tying you both up and throwing you to the vibrating sexy toy sharks. You shall either sink or get off gloriously.
I ended up in th ER yelling my height weight and age
I fell asleep completely naked, standing up with my arms and head in the freezer
There's a rash on my genitals that would like a word with you.
He just flipped the beer pong table and set the ceiling fan on fire things are about to get crazy
My lack of taco bell is hindering me from seeing the good part of that situation
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