That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
hahaha he is wasted in math class right now and is drawing all the planets in order from the sun
I just had a librarian tell me that "wikipedia is like sex"
When he expanded on the analogy it actually made sense. "you're going to do it either way, so I'm just going to tell you how to do it safely."
You stuck your head out the window to puke and got hit with a mailbox.
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I'm not sure which is worse. The fact that I slept with him last night, or the fact that you did too.
Idgaf if he's a manwhore, he's like the mt. everest of penises. howcan I NOT try to put that inside me?
Sometimes you just need a break, and sometimes you also need to get stoned on these breaks. I sound like some kind of fucked up mr rogers when I say shit like that.
Never visiting again. You guys drink like immortals
My garbage can has nothing in it besides condoms and candy wrappers. That's good garbage.
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I WILL NOURISH YOU WITH SOUP AND PENIS!!!!!! And a sandwich of your choosing.......you like turkey?
It's been a long time since I got "Talk about Glen's enormous penis" drunk
It's not a real holiday until someone pees on you. Did someone pee on you?
On a separate note, I just found out some condoms aren't vegan. Problem.
Hahahaha I can't wait for you to ask "wait. are there any animal by products in that?"
I told him the only reason I'd sleep with him is if we have a threesome because I'll need moral support
All I've done today is make sangria and wonder what the hell I'm doing with my life.
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