I'm sorry, but there's just something about mesh over nipples that irks me.
I swear there's a gravitational pull from your vagina to large groups of men in uniform.
I AM THE KING OF THE FRESHMEN
how did i know this would happen?
told our landlord the hole in the wall was from your head during drunk sex..
how did he take it?
not as well as i would have thought
I wish I could but I can't. No beer pong or sex on a hammock...such an unproductive weekend
Thank you for making it possible for me to get laid while having peace of mind my dog is well taken care of.
I have migrated to the couch. Minimal movement is still happening, but I should be mobile enough to go to the liquor store by eight.......so that good.
Nothing makes me happier than finding out someone else is pregnant and it's not you.
OMG THE KID WHO TRIED TO MAKE OUT AT THE BAR WITH ME IS SITTIG NEXT TO ME IN THE AIRPORT. WHY LIFE WHY???
Steve watched craig and I have sex from the top level of his cat tower this morning.
I can already feel the hangover I'll be having on New Year's Day. I don't know if I'm prepared for this.
We had sex on his sofa while his friend cheered and threw bugles at us
I made it 1 week... 5 business days at my new job before sleeping with my coworker.
Omg dude take a shower. You'll feel like god washed away all the sinful shit we did last night.
He ate me out in a limo while we were driving home. I love bars being open again!
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