i've alrwady decidided boys hate me plkease take notyes.
what
nvm
I'm sorry that you don't think that "Daddy Issues" are a real thing, but I can tell you that some assholes who never went to their daughter's dance recitals are responsible for getting me laid...continuously.
I'm passing your future prison.
I just don't have the heart to tell my mom you peed in our washer machine last night.
yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
This hangover is way worse than all my relationships
you know u lost to a carboard cut out of sammy sosa in beer pong last night.
I really need to stop drunk texting. My one night stand just agreed to go roller skating.
fat chick, vomit on the dog, and three unidentifiable pills in my ear. all in the same ear. what the hell happened after the guests showed up?
I promised myself in the hospital that I would give up drinking for however long the cast stayed on. Thank god it was only soft tissue and not a fracture.
She needs to go. She is like the Yoko Ono of our group.
I also woke up in a guys bed in a Reptar shirt yesterday morning staring at a movie theater sized poster of the not as popular Air Bud franchise movie Super Buddies.
Sitting naked in my bed eating leftover Mexican food drinking coors light.. Can it get any more single than this?
do you know why there was a glass jar of hot chocolate and a traffic flare in my shower?!! like where did that even come from
I don’t know what language he speaks but I know my boobs will translate just fine
I’m looking forward to few days of international relations
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