This ginger kid smells like a queef popsicle
I realize that when i start making 24-themed music videos in my head to the song 'love is a battlefield' that i really need to get out more
I no longer want to be the gay that plays in the revolving door at RelationshipDale's like a seven year old with a.d.d.
He then proceeded to try to whisper up my nose...
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I made him hve sex with me in the elevator so that I could put my finger down in never have I ever.
She was standing in the road flagging traffic in a tshirt and boxers. I didn't stop.
All she wanted was a cigarette
One of those nights had to have been when we tried to walk through the McDonald's drive through -- and then got in the car with complete strangers. And stole their hamburgers.
There's glitter in my speakers, piles of cheezits on the floor, a random Audi in the driveway and a homeless dude napping in a lawn chair in the backyard. Wtf happened last night?
And all you did was hit on me and do things "for America", so you weren't judged heavily
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It felt as if we were fucking on a sea of baby feet and morgan freemans face hair
Shotgunning beers to finish a midterm project at 3am is a good idea right?
Prop 8 repealed and I FINALLY got my period. Good day for America!!!
Seriously I can't get a booty call for some baked goods.
You're an adult now and it's your vagina. You should do what it or you wants.
Dude, she stopped mid blow job to ask the cat's name. ADHD might be a deal breaker after all.
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