I basing my decision on whether or not to date someone on whether I could imagine having sex with them sober
well. it's seven AM and i'm too high to hula hoop.
apparently i was just sitting there with my shirt down holding my boobs saying "its ok. its all gonna be ok"
He's prob getting laid right now and I'm sitting alone in my duct tape shoes.
This is the time you want your cat to have telepathy with you. To know if the guy downstairs left.
Uh oh. Middle aged belly dancers. And they just got out swords. Shit is about to get real.
Also, I am ligit concerned that I might compulsively start collecting vibrators like Pokemon.
That's the point of day drinking, get fucked up by 6pm so you can get stuff done the next day. It's the adult thing to do.
Nm. Exausted and my teeth just fell out again
Dinner?
YES CON MARGARITAS POR FAVOR!!!! MUCHO MARGARITAS!!!
Fuck underwear. Let's get stoned and eat ravioli.
This girl is wasted dancing to The Final Countdown. She's grinding on a guy who came to the bar in a track jacket and a wife beater
Well yeah. Plus. My dick looks awful. So I would need to do some extreme makeover dick edition before even starting something so ridiculous.
I managed all three standard threesome configurations a female-bodied person can achieve in just under nine years. I want to high-five everyone involved, but I've lost touch with a couple of them
Instead of.being an intelligent and mature adult and dealing with my feelings I chose to get hammered and fuck flounder
Eh it happens
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