the ***** family is living proof that there are no more lifeguards in the humen gene pool
DOES ANYONE KNOW THE NINJA TURTLES
so do the steelers give the refs blowjobs at halftime or after the game?
maybe it wasnt such a good idea to pregame our lease signing...
i just successfully used the word "hymen" in a paper...welcome to senior seminar in lit.
It was like she tried to cover up all the weight she gained with a fake tan...
Weirdly I'm doing ok, but I've tested positive for chlamydia, I wanted to let you know
I WILL PAPERCUT YOUR URETHRA YOU DO NOT STEAL A MANS SECOND BIG MAC
Why must everything this weekend have to do with something going into or coming out of my vagina?
I AM CRUING IT IS 93:2 AM AND I AM CYGIN INT BED
I was looking at our sex bingo and pretty much every single row or column has at least one kind of person that is harder to find than all the rest
We've made things harder for ourselves
The struggle will be part of the fun
I thought 5 times was beyond my capabilities but her tongue was like a penis defibrillator. Clear!
Just had to double check that I had pants on. THAT kind of weekend.
There is a video of you making out with him, flipping off the camera, and holding the plastic flamigo that you had just stolen out of a yard
My hookup from last weekend apparently got arrested today... his roommate just tagged me on facebook asking for bail money.
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