so I guess it's not okay to mix vodka and ..everything and then proceed to offer a lap dance to ...everyone.
it's all fun and games until somebody pulls the tampon string..
I can blatently call girls sluts here and they think i'm speaking norwegian
My family just legit passed around a fifth of Maker's Mark. Also, this is sort of a Thanksgiving tradition. Also, Maker's Mark is really good.
when i'm drunk i think im just gonna point at him and yell adultery is a sinnnn. youre going to helllll
this islike a room full of reasons why i should be in prison
Hu mahhiw im so tired.i just got done. In fo dleepu. Aaaaaaahh. I qisj my mom filmed me. In axtunf so funny
We were fucking on his hammock and right as he came we flipped over. I landed on him, he landed on a pile of pinecones. We're done with nature sex.
Only I would come home from a random banging with beer and watermelon
I swear some just paged for more cock rings over the intercom.
Is the booze for tonight or the apocalypse?
Both. Pregaming the zombie party and hurricane sustenance.
The topic of sex in the jamba banana suit has come up on multiple occasions. We're just waiting for a moment to try it out.
I'm turning into an adult here.
Adults touch each other's special zones.
We never leave a bad bitch behind. its a party foul..we'll find you somehow
holy shit! you were walking down a hill and just happened to be passing a trash can like 4 ft away and projectile vomited over a fence into the trash can. kept walking and drank a beer.
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