I feel like ignoring a facebook event is a lot like a pocket-veto. The only difference is instead of opposing legislation, I don't want to go to your sketchy party.
once the "do it" chant starts, any shot at an even remotely dignified party experience is dead.
All I remember was the chick screaming "don't hookup with him! His dick's the size of a cucumber"
I got 70 on my final, or put differently, I got a "still graduating" on my final.
Gonna bang his former student. Clearly I am winning this breakup.
She pushed me over. She offered me a shot from her tits. We're good now
Drunk and alone at a magic show is what my life has become without you
We hooked up with 2 friends last night as always and she stole their fucking cocaine and I just had to drive to their house and make her give it back to him hahshshahahah only me
I told him he was like my favorite pair of jeans; I may not wear them every day, but I'll never get rid of them and they make my ass look fantastic. Needless to say he was not thrilled.
My desperation for dick was off put by his anime figure collection.
Can we make love to the Space Jam soundtrack?
Not entirely sure how I got drunk off 2 mimosas but here I am
He's honking my boob in his sleep
It's innocent and endearing in some way
While the cops were busting my party one of them said. O you have an Xbox? Do you play online? Whats your gamertag?....
He ate me out while I stood on his bed drinking a Rainier.
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