No better way to find a friend than to offer cyber sex and see what happens
No it wasn't her, this girl had both hands.
win or lose for butler, i'm still masturbating to brad stevens tonight
i woke up in his bed to a "teach your baby to read" infomercial. i pray to GOD that's not a sign
I brought some guy back to have cheese whiz with me. Then sent him home
Was he satisfied?
No, and very vocal about it.
My birthday was already very memorable but her punching me in the face put it over the top. I love being 25 and still not giving a fuck.
Def something wrong w taking plan b with your daughters juice box
Remember that time you came over to my house and I was on the porch naked and eating peanut butter?
On a scale of one to liver failure, how bad would it be if I played thunderstruck alone?
I was so high I didn't realize I'd put on someone else's bra. I thought my boobs had shrunk.
I had a sex dream about Fox Mulder, and the Royals just won the World Series. My life is complete.
Nobody likes ball hair. Not even gay dudes
This is like a walk of shame down memory lane.
leads to pukin, then cryin, then 24hr masturbatin binge, then cryin again and finally a combination of all 3
hey sorry i didnt call i just got out of jail, so you still dtf ?
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