Do you think you have hit the lowest point in your life when you find yourself actually condisering watching the movie "Gigli"?
Iced coffee. Banana. Two dumps. Life is good.
I threw up into my coffee this morning.
I cannot convey how much I really do love Chris Hansen. FYI: he is the JC Chasez of my adult years.
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he was gone before i woke up. left a pee stain, phone number, note and $20 for sheets. safe to say i will not be calling.
this may be my drink champagne alone in a bbaby pool in the dark night
Slept in my car last night. It snowed. I peed on the street. Hello 29...
Need. Hospital. Physically am floating.
Bro, he broke his neck diving into a kiddy pool.
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its before 9am and ive already had to dip my dick and balls in a glass of milk. probably isnt a good sign for how today is going to go.
you were crying saying "if you love me you will find me a loaf of bread"
Post breakup Disney World may be my best idea ever! Tinkerbell just grabbed my dick and gave me a kiss! This really is the happiest place on earth!
I am lonely and hungry. I need a girlfriend, but I'd settle for my mom.
She just called at a dance party, and you stopped mid puke to join. Another successful night.
I'm wearing a sports bra. Of course I'm not getting laid tonight.
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