Have you ever seen a 300 pound pregnant lady's boob fall out of her shirt cuz she's not wearing a bra? I have.
whatever sunny in Philadelphia does on Thursday nights, I'm doing all weekend.
How can I look at her with a straight face when she has dry puke on her eye lid
And then the lady sheeps would bring me the finest grass to eat cuz im the sheep king and id have sexy smooth sheep fur
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I like the odds of his and my children being professional athletes too. To support me in my old age, see I do think about the future.
i hope youre ready for a shit show because we just ordered a whole pitcher of red headed sluts
Well, I've taken the art of car peeing to new heights
he gifted me a vibrator as he was breaking up with me. you tell me how my night went
Dude, jerking off when you're all hopped up on pre workout energy supplements has got to be the greatest thing I've ever done.
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stop sending me battleship coordinates and get back here so i can suck your dick
I mean I want to be happy but it's a train wreck that you can't look away from
I can't even masturbate without crying fuck this break up
Currently hot boxing a fort I made on our snow day... This is legendary
The man sent me a video of him doing the helicopter, the least I can do is go visit him in the hospital
it's the international house of making me almost fucking shit myself
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