3 deer just ran past us on the street. At least I get to see some tail tonight
It smells like weed.
We are in Boulder, Everything smells like weed.
I'm stoned and have been watching so many cartoons that I changed the channel and real people were on, and it scared me
He said that if more girls show up hes not going to ask ages... Spoken like a true sex offender
there was some random girl that nobody really knew, standing in the corner trying to shave her armpits with a plastic butter knife.
So not only did team sweden fail to particpate in any drinking game but i also found puke in my viking helmet this morning.
I'm really really gonna try not to at least one night. The 4 day thanksgiving bender almost killed me last year
Are you high right now?
is that a question or a drake reference?
i ended up playing naked naked monopoly and hangman with my dealer. i really love my life.
one minute he's happily playing with a lighter and the next thing I know, he's screaming and the swing set is on fire
Whiskey and an unstable home life is apparently the fountain that 20-something boys like to drink from.
I just realized that I have to choose between a future orthopedic surgeon and a dude currently in jail. My life is so fucked.
Have you forgotten that this whole sexy cop role play started with a comment about my mom?
Well you went to the bar with your crutches last night & everyone including the DJ started chanting "put your crutches in the air"
well I ran around the park drunk with a plastic baby and fell, all while screaming "I WILL PROTECT YOU CARLOS", yeah there's video
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