The mall is playing a fucking country mix of lady marmalade.
welcome to maine.
HOLY SHIT! Did you see the dick on that Great White Shark?!?!?!
This girl wants me to lick her pits
pits??
Yeah pits, I think I still go for it though
As of tonight I have officially had sex during every Disney movie.
im pretty sure thats the first step to being a pedafile
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Um I think everyone drunk and there's some douche on violin.
I literally put my pussy on his sideburns, it was awkward
There's a lil minaj in everyone
I know how to say Yes, No, and Your Mother's Vagina. So almost fluent.
I just put fruit snacks in my sangria instead of real fruit. Its like freshman year all over again..
We couldn't afford sangria freshman year. We're lucky we had fruit snacks..
He just kept repeating "not with an octopus" over and over for hours. Soooooo Porn Dare was a succes.
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I told ya. I'm super awesome at making things super awkward. I'm the Awkwardnator.
I vomited out my contact lenses last night
the insurance claim form from last night says foreign object removal from genitourinary tract so as far as the insurance company knows, it could have been a gerbil
Just threw up in a baggy on the airplane. The guys next to me clapped and bought me a jack and coke.
Livin the dream
I just took a picture of Austin's dick wearing a hat. Except its not a hat it's a DayQuil cap.
So. Much. Porn.
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