People are handing out olympic condoms downtown, just put it on and it broke, this is how there trying to raise the population. Very sneaky canadian government, very sneaky
Just so you know, coffee creamer+water does not = milk.
I'm sweating while I eat mac and cheese. That fat.
Birthday was great, I got entirely too drunk and made really poor life decisions. It was everything a birthday should be.
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i just went 2 months without giving head... thats like two months without coffee. or two months without sun.
Nicee. Atleast your phone doesn't change pen in to PENISsSSSSSSS like mine does
Your penis chewing exercise is not working
It's pitch dark except for the glow sticks, someone turned the heat up as high as it would go and the bathroom is flooded. Also think I just stepped on someone's face.
omg I just had an epiphany about why I grew into such a whore....
HAVE YOU EVER NOTICED WHAT THE SPICE GIRLS USED TO WEAR?!? those were my idols, I never stood a chance
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I lied. Can't workout today. Only exercises I'm currently capable of doing are breathing ones to keep last night's drinks ending up all over the classroom.
I am going to buy some m-80's and keep a bucket of them in the bathroom. That way I can just depth charge the toilet before each time I use it. Lets see how those snakes like cheap Chinese explosives
I walked home with him, but I had to pee...so I did...as we walked. He was so drunk he didn't even notice. Good thing I was in a dress.
also had sex in his sister's princess style bunk bed.
but you are a princess that one was appropriate.
Today one of my patients offered me pot brownies. Medical school worth it. Living the dream.
i guess she just walked over ass naked and peed on his laptop. gonna call an over price on that drunk sex.
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