I accidentally had sex with my boyfriend's twin last night...and he didn't stop me.
How was it?
Fantastic, but that's not the point.
Why does lindsey know I was naked in the kitchen?
It just feels so wrong throwing away the condoms into her Hello Kitty trashcan
Im watching hello kitty on qvc debating if its a good idea to cook bagel bites on my space heater
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Trying to find something to do here is like trying to find a vegan resturant in alabama.
My cat clawed my face because i tried to give it a foot massage...never doing shrooms again.
One day, tell me please to stop buying shots when I'm overwhelmed. I might have just broken a tooth
Hit a new low. I'm FB stalking him while he is lying in bed sleeping naked next to me. He fell asleep with FB still open and unlocked on his iPad.
Everyone loves nachos, first of all. Second, Ke$ha is entirely appropriate for the age grou too young to realize she probably has Hep C.
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The school security guard knows my name.... I think I'm missing some memories...
He just texted me saying "you've got a face that suggests you give really good head". Is this a compliment? Do I say thanks?
I'm running on 2 hours of sleep. Just spent 6 minutes staring at the back of my hand thinking: "I don't really know this that well"
I'll send you pictures of my nipples so you don't feel left out.
I just watched someone put a diaper on a cat..I'm to high for this.
Eventually I will start sleeping with people who actually want to hangout with me the next day... But not today
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