There are 3 speedbumps now up. Think you can manage the urge to piss on them?
Aw shit! That's like putting me a in a room full of Captiain Crunch Donuts and Jasper Hale and not letting me put my mouth on either.
Worst sexual experience IN MY LIFE. And now i know why it makes jesus cry.
Remember the time we were horrifically hung over, went to mcdonalds, an you merely felt the weight of the mcnuggets box and knew there was an extra?
like it was yesterday
She wants to practice her harmonica skills on my penis
Triple a is towing cars for free tonight and tomorrow night. Can we take advantage of this ?
She had her insurance card taped to her arm because it was the only thing she "couldn't take off and lose"
No hurry on coming over. My body currently wants everything on the inside to be on the outside. But really. Don't hurry.
I AM NOT THE MAN IN THIS RELATIONSHIP.
It's shit like this that makes people think we're gay.
Judge me all you want, but while you are stuck at home eating Ramen and tap water, I will be dining with some guy who, although might be the same age as my father, is filthy rich.
That idiot. I'll see him on campus and he'll try and touch me like we're friends or some shit. 1.you're ugly 2. You dropped the blunt in the pool
So apparently they remodeled our middle school. Looks like we'll need to find a new roof to play beer pong on this summer.
Wow it must be so difficult to be as popular as you are and smoke as much weed as you do
It's dollar drink night and I have my honors society initiation tomorrow. Somehow I think this will not end well.
Don't judge me 👊🏼 his dick just whispers my name
Is it normal for a guy to send you a dick pic along with “He misses you”
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