He told me I remind him of his sister...
Was this before or after you did it?
before... I mean, it's been a long time. I just tried not to think of it during.
When I saw him standing at full height, I realized exactly how much his body structure reminds me of his penis.
What started out as Cougar hunting turned into whaling
So my professor just changed my Final to 7:45am on May 6th. Shouldn't a Spanish professor understand the implications of Cinco de Mayo???
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every single one of us blacked out. we woke up the next morning and it was like the night never happened. IT'S STILL A MYSTERY
she puked ON me while she was on top, worst holiday hookup ever
I will call him whatever I please, including flaccid dick on forehead guy but not limited to watermelon cunt head.
There are panties and mini bottles of Fireball in my purse. Except for the broken toe incident, I'd say last night was probably a success.
It wasn't a basement apartment, it's his parents basement. And he wanted to show me his pet tarantula collection. I NOPED THE FUCK OUT!
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I didn't know how wild the party was going to be until one girl brought her pet raccoon
I just dumped the bloody coke bill into the tip jar while getting my hangover coffee. I'm literally going to hell.
Visions of polite missionary are dancing in my head right now kinda and it alarms me
HOW DID I LET MYSELF GET SUCKED IN HE HAS A PENIS FOR PETE'S SAKE.
My butt remains clenched, sir.
You're going to love the baby's room.
I doubt it. I can't have sex there anymore. That severely limits the appeal of the room to me.
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