I want to kish your cheek
My cheeks are in Michigan
Oh my lips are kind of stretchy
Just took my morning after pill in the library
Try denying you're gay when "I'm Not A Girl, But Not Yet A Woman" comes on Shuffle.
Umm. Any where really. Alcohol and boobs. Those are the requirements.
you're like that jamaican tarat card reading chick... only with herpes
I ate her out for so long I might actually shit a vagina
Oh you know, sitting here in my bathing suit watching antiques road show and petting the cat. Just the usual
I just set my messenger to Away so I could run downstairs to masturbate. Working from home is the BEST
It's 2016 and I'm somehow banging the milkman.
Think i may just have managed the saddest high-five in history. Finished a sudoku and high-fived myself, then looked around for somebody to high five. there was noone. forever alone.
my face feels like mints and my body feels like tingles
i came so much i feel like i were to try again, only dust would come out. and maybe glitter
I promise I won't bug you anymore, I just need the following things at your convenience but preferably soon: my earrings, cup, and panties. Thanks. Good talk.
I went with vodka instead of tequila tonight so I make better decisions. Fool proof plan.
Come on in and take your pants off
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